Angry Customer Tosses Alligator Through Wendys Drive-Thru Window
Charlie Blacks II February 10th 2016 Humor
Working at a fast food joint is hard enough as it is. Dealing with unruly chubby customers, getting burnt by the deep fryer constantly, and having to shovel up someone elses corny droppings with a dog pooper scooper. We couldnt imagine having to do that day in and day out but with internet fame being a goal for a lot of these youngsters out here, things have gotten worse for fast food establishments and their employees. Pranks on drive-thru employees are at an all time high, from the random people dressed as Batman stealing peoples food as they reach for it or the evil squashing of a beverage into the hands of a random Burger King employee, things have gotten pretty bad. Not to mention all of those videos you can catch of random fast food employees brawling with people inside of a local McDonalds like its a Wrestlemania cage match. But this time around we have a different kind of prank slash crime that weve never seen before in fast food history. Check out the video below for more details
Thats right, 23 year old Joshua James, launched a live alligator through the drive-thru window of a Florida Wendys after receiving his order from the fast food chain restaurant. Did he have incentive to do so? Was his ex-girlfriend an employee at this particular Wendys? Did they get his order terribly wrong? Was this supposed to be a joke? We dont have the inside scoop just yet, but we do know James was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, petit theft, and unlawful possession of an alligator. Who knew possession of an alligator can land you in the clink, but then again we could see how that could be a useful law. Especially with all of the weirdos and jokesters we have across the states. Anyways, the original incident actually took place in October of 2015, but Palm Beach County Jail booked James as the culprit this past Monday after being tracked down by U.S. Marshals. James admitted to finding the three and a half foot on the side of the road and taking it to the Wendys. Now it looks like his little prank has gone terribly wrong.
First of all, it appears that he approached the Wendys by himself in the late hours of the night. So, we have to ask was who was he going to share this laugh with? Was he going to tell his friends later? Was he high? We believe he may have been under the influence of some grade-A cheeba being that he drove to a Wendys at nearly 2am. Also, the judges orders for him to stay away from animals, the domesticated ones included, is kind of funny. James must have a history of throwing animals at people for fun if a judge is ordering him to stay away from ALL animals. Luckily, no one was injured by our scaly, prehistoric pal and he was peacefully released in a nearby canal. We have a feeling Joshua James will get off with a light slap on the wrist but let this be a lesson kids, put the bong down around midnight to avoid making questionable decisions in a fast food drive-thru lane.