15 Things That Only Happen in Texas

Abigail Bouwma March 26th 2015 Humor
Everything is bigger in Texas, and that includes the crazy. Here are 15 things that could only happen in the Lone Star state.

1. Grand Prize Winner

Whatever happened to giving away gift cards?

2. Judgement Day

Will you? Will you, really?

3. Pop Tart Gun

A pop tart gun. The only thing dangerous about that is the high fructose corn syrup.

4. Really?

Man visiting son in prison decided it would be smart to sneak a combination cane and sword into the prison.

5. Banned for Life

A woman in Deer Park was banned from her local Wal-Mart after headbutting a tax worker.

6. Political Ad

Can he do that?

7. Hunting Season

It is illegal to shoot a buffalo from a second story hotel window.

8. Tipsy

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer while standing up.

9. To Each One's Own

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

10. Whaaaat?

Apparently, being in a bar does not exempt you from public drunkenness in Texas and you can still be arrested.

11. Turn Up and Turn In

A college student got his hand stuck in a handcuff and walked into a police station to get unhooked, with 2 ounces of weed and a warrant for criminal mischief.

12. Chain Reaction

In Grand Prairie, Texas recently, a drunk driver hit a police squad car that was pulled over dealing with...another drunk driver.

13. Beer Can House

At the rate of a 6 pack a day, a Texas man soon had over 2,000 beer cans with which to...decorate.

14. Machine Gun Crazy

There are 28,690 registered machine guns in Texas...more than the student body of UCLA.

15. Big Dude Ranch

The King Ranch in Texas is bigger than the entire state of Rhode Island.


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